• Bryan

Ultra Runner

Updated: Dec 14, 2018

The advantage to being of Celtic descent, we have an entire catalog of drinking songs to play with. This is based on the classic "Drunken Sailor", and has been fermenting in my brain for the last couple of months now. I originally intended to sing it at the Christmas party, but since I won't be able to attend (for which you should really be thankful); I'm going to post it instead.

What will we do with an ultra runner? What will we do with an ultra runner? What will we do with an ultra runner? During their first trail run


Way hay the trail will rise up Way hay the roots will trip you Way hay the snakes will scare you During your first trail run


Give 'em food and keep 'em moving Give 'em food and keep 'em moving Give 'em food and keep 'em moving During their first trail run


Way hay the trail will rise up Way hay the roots will trip you Way hay the snakes will scare you During your first trail run


Grab a headlamp and be their pacer Grab a headlamp and be their pacer Grab a headlamp and be their pacer During their first trail run


Way hay the trail will rise up Way hay the roots will trip you Way hay the snakes will scare you During your first trail run


Lie to 'em: "You're almost finished" Lie to 'em: "You're almost finished" Lie to 'em: "You're almost finished" During their first trail run


Way hay the trail will rise up Way hay the roots will trip you Way hay the snakes will scare you During your first trail run


Sign them up for their next ultra Sign them up for their next ultra Sign them up for their first 100 After their first trail run


Way hay the trail will rise up Way hay the roots will trip you Way hay the snakes will scare you During your first trail run


That's what we do with an ultra runner That's what we do with an ultra runner That's what we do with an ultra runner During their first trail run


Way hay the trail will rise up Way hay the roots will trip you Way hay the snakes will scare you During your first trail run


Way hay the trail will rise up Way hay the roots will trip you Way hay the bears will eat you During your first trail run

The best version of Drunken Sailors is by The Irish Rovers

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